Lucite confetti candles. They look like candles. They even have wicks! But you can't light them. God knows what would happen if you tried— they have a rather frightening all-caps warning to that effect wrapped around their bases. Egregiously decorative. Yes, I'm in love!!!
Even if they are one of the sillier inventions of the 20th century (evidently, popular in the 50s). And even if I can't light them.